When Donald Trump is declared supreme overlord over North America, starts a war with Uzbekistan for no reason, and tries to build 50 multi-million dollar hotel chains in the Mohave Desert, we will remember what truly brought America down; The overreaction to a Ghostbusters trailer.
I am outraged for reasons.
I mean, holy shit. There are SO many angles to this hate that I can't even begin to start with something resembling a coherent thought. Bkughskjajhf. Yes, Ghostbusters is a universally loved movie, with almost nobody saying they hated it (maybe a few "it was okay"s are in there), but I think people forget Ghostbusters 2, The Real Ghostbusters cartoon, and a slew of meh to awful video games. People hated the underrated GB2, The Real Ghostbusters cartoon is most famous for Ecto Cooler, and yeah, those video games suck.
If there was ever a franchise that needed a reboot, it's this one. The last movie came out 27 years ago. The only way anybody can be so furious over this movie is because they are a fucking idiot who needs to take a step back from their pop culture loves. If all the awful spinoffs didn't kill the first one, why the unicorn shitting Paula Deen would this new one kill it?
Are you shitting me? You hate it because they recast FICTIONAL characters with women and/or minorities? The only way to get angry about this is if you are a sexist/racist/probably both. It's not a goddamn biopic, these people are not real, you fucking idiots. Also, the existence of this movie does not erase the existence of the old movie.
Oh my god....It's so sad.
(I still can't find out if this meme is fake. I'm aware it might be. This is too stupid).
Are you shitting me? This is pandering to SJW's? Ha, this is code for, "if the movie was starring Chris Pratt, Robert Downey Jr, Milo Yiannopoulos, and Jennifer Lawarence with a nude scene, then it might be okay". I'm sorry the fact that women want things in their media makes you angry and afraid. I'm also sorry some people, including other men with huge dicks, don't give a shit about an all female cast and that it is so disruptive to your life. Hell, I feel sorry for the women in your lives. You probably consider women as filling a role in your life rather than an equal partnership. And you're probably scared and/or confused about vagina. Also, the existence of this movie does not erase the existence of the old movie.
Are you shitting me? The original Ghostbusters is untouchable in greatness? Hardly. Ghostbusters is Star Trek with ghosts. Every, single, plot hole, is addressed with pseudo-sciencey gobbilty gook. Ectoplasm is NOT A THING and even its rules are awfully flexible. Plus, the human villains are kinda right. Why in the holy "what did Slimer look like when he was a living human" shit fuck would they be considered the villain now? Oh yes. Let's just allow this private entity to run a nuclear powered ghost containment unit* without any governmental oversight. Just superb. Also, the existence of this movie does not erase the existence of the old movie.
*How in the fuck does that thing even work anyway?
Are you shitting me? It's pandering to women but some people hate it because one black character? What the fuck????? Okay...these comments seem to be false flag types but whatever. Should the movie have more black characters? Sure. Should the movie have no black characters? Whatever. Should the movie having nothing BUT black characters? Sure. Get on my level America. Also, the existence of this movie does not erase the existence of the old movie.
Are you shitting me? Their uniforms look like shit, the proton packs don't look right, the ghosts are not see through enough, there is already a gross-out joke in the trailer just like every other Kristen Whig/Melissa McCarthy movie, the black lady is a "from the streets" type again, and was that Beetlejuice?
Yes. Those are my thoughts as well. Still looking forward to it though. Also, the existence of this movie does not erase the existence of the old movie.
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