Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Overwatch Beta Impressions (maybe slightly NSFW image used).


I'm not a big fan of multiplayer only games and I'm one who typically doesn't like moba's, but even I couldn't resist the allure of Overwatch.  It took maybe a dozen Let's Play videos from people in the closed beta to make me want to check out the open beta.  And yeah, yeah, it's fun as hell.

I think it helps that Overwatch isn't really a moba but an arena shooter. Basically a Team Fortress sort of ripoff with light moba elements in its characters.  Every character seems to have a counter, balance is mostly okay, and abilities can often have unique powers against other characters.  The maps are varied enough to have a "capture the two points" maps, best of 3 capture and hold a single point maps, and escort the payload maps that usually have a point to capture first but not always.  I'd get sick of playing the same three lanes, towers, minions, thing many other actual mobas are designed as.  Plus, this game is a weird mix of hardcore and casual enough that it's easy not to take it too seriously.  I think Blizzard could have a real gem here and it will likely be my go-to multiplayer game for a long time.

I'd like to give you my impressions on some of the characters.  I at least tried every character over the roughly 25-30 hours I played, but many not enough to give a good opinion on.  So here is the top, ehhhh, 8 I played in ascending order.

Portal 3 looks hardcore.

8. Zarya - Yeah.  I'm surprised too.  I saw hardly anybody play her and probably for good reason.  I don't get this character.  She's basically a support tank, while also being kinda squishy for a tank.  Her particle beam isn't very long so she has to get in peoples faces.  It can get powered up with her barriers taking damage though.  You can give yourself and your teammates barriers....but they last roughly 2 seconds.  So, you basically need to predict when your teammates will leave cover AND when they might take damage, making this character incredibly hard to learn.  I never saw a really good Zarya, but down the road, if somebody really does learn her, they would be unstoppable.  Also, her Ult is a black hole that doesn't do damage but a coordinated team could really make some plays.  Think Zarya ult and McCree/Pharrah ult....good god.

Is she part robot or...?

7. Mercy - She's basically the Medic from Team Fortress only with a flight ability that usually gets me killed.  She can also boost a teammates attack but as soon as they start taking damage I immediately switch to heals.  Many have tried a Team Fortress style tandem of Medic and Heavy, but I haven't really found a great one.  Also, her ult can singlehandedly change the course of a game if she can resurrect several teammates that die at once.

Loudest damn gun in the game

6. Torbjorn - I had my best kill streak with this character at 26 despite not doing much work because turret.  I think I know the game I got this on too.  It was Route 66 and the opposing team decided to go with 6 Tracers (lolwut).  They eventually destroyed that turret, but I set up another one on the top of the ramp by the payload and....just threw out armor the rest of the match because they never destroyed that 2nd turret.  I barely had to fix it.  Also, his ult gives him and his turret super strength and it's a tad overpowered.
Yeah.  This death machine is so peaceful.

5. Bastion - Uh....more on him in a bit.

Dat smirk tho

4. Symmetra - I love this character.  You can get creative with her and her six sentry turrets.  There really isn't a stealth character in this game (Reaper sorta) and you know how I love me some stealth.  This character lets me be creative without the stealth.  I usually hang back with this character and let the sentry turrets do most of the work.  Symmetra can't really carry a team though so others need to do the heavy lifting.  Still though, I had the highest win percentage with her.  Her teleporter is soooooo nice for those long runs back too.

She's so sassy and I love it.

3. Dva - For a mech, it sure does explode easily.  Luckily you can run around and shoot a decently powered pistol afterwards...but you have no other abilities while in this mode.  At least she is fast.  Dva is the only tank I'm decent at and I had my 2nd best kill streak with her at 15.  I hate how she can barely move while shooting in mech form but, whatever.  On the last day of the beta, I learned how to use her better with the shield and her flight that lets her short range guns do far more damage.  Plus, her ult is RI-DIC-U-LOUS.  Seeing opposing players panic while looking for cover is fun though.

I don't see the big deal about her forearm thingies.

2. Tracer - Tracer is a lot of fun butt I suck at her.  I've lost the most games as her and die A LOT.  And, I've blinked off the side of a cliff.....several times.  That said, I tend to play her as a harasser.  If teams start chasing, oh man, it's on.  I never get many kills as her butt I can be twitchy and get teams to focus on me while the rest of my team captures the point.  Those are the good matches.  If they stick to their ground, then I'm useless as Tracer.  Her ult is okay butt I NEVER successfully got a bomb to stick.  Why do I always fucking miss?

Bae.

1. Mei - 

You: "I hate Mei.  She's too weak except suddenly I face a good one and everything sucks."
Me: "Mei.....is.....bae."
You:  "What? No. Why is her main attack so weak? It doesn't do much damage."
Me: "Mei..........is...............bae."
You:  "What are you talking about?  Her secondary icicle attack is strong but tough to aim without a scope.  Her ult seems to go where it wants too and her ice heal is super cheap.  She's the only one that can heal and be immune to damage while she does so."
Me:  "Mei............................................is..............................bae."
You:  "Why do you keep saying that?"
Me:  "Mei is bae.  Mei is bae."
You: "....okay."
Me:  "MEI IS BAE.  MEI IS BAE."
You:  "..."
Me:  "MEIISBAEMEIISBAEMEIISBAEMEIISBAEMEIISBAEMEIISBAEMEIISBAEMEIISBAE.  #Meiisbae.
You:  *clicks on twitter hashtag*  "Oh god!"

(Yeah don't click that hashtag on twitter at work.  It is, predictably, filling with porn.)

You do you Internet.  

Mei is a hard character to learn but once you do, Mei is bae.  I'm not sure who counters her except maybe a good Tracer since Mei is a tad slow.  Her ice wall is just...bliss.  I love periodically setting up a wall on a Widowmaker or Hanzo up high just cause I can.  I hope the Widowmaker is looking through her scope too when BAM, nothing but ice.  Her freeze ray is weak in damage but can freeze enemies for a icicle shot, melee, or partner with a friendly sniper.  I had the most objective kills with her despite never getting that many kills with her....if that makes sense.  I tend to play her as a defensive harasser, hanging around the objective and spamming ice walls that sometimes block my own team from making shots but hey, my teams win when I do that often so let it go for teams sake.  The best part is her durability as a non-tank.  I may not get many kills, except when they try to take my point, but I rarely die as her too.

Wow this is getting long for an impressions write-up.  4 more points about Overwatch I want to bring up.  

1. The maps tend to favor defense in my opinion, especially Volskaya Industries where the offensive team maybe won 10% of the time.  I don't know why this is since that last point has multiple paths to attack.  Coordination is key here so playing with randoms makes this near impossible.

Hollywood is also a rare attack win.

2. Fuck Bastion.  Okay, I played him quite a bit but I've been buried by defensive teams that go 3 Bastions with one Junkrat or Symmetra that set up kills for them.  I usually switch to Roadhog so I can hook those fuckers out of their turret formation. Unfortunately, nobody else switches so I just watch a bunch of Reinhardts get their shields blown away in seconds.  Snipers and a good Pharrah can counter Bastion as well.  Maybe Genji.  Speaking of...

3. Genji seems broken but he's actually really hard to play well.  A good Genji is the worst though.  Just....the worst.  #GenjiisNOTbae

Yes. I funny with dank memes too. Blaze it 420. Let us partake in some Mountain Dew and Doritos brother.

4. Finally, I played the beta on PS4 but I'm going to get the game for PC now that I have a PC capable of running it.  I already have nightmares of relearning everything with keyboard and mouse but I'll adjust.  That said....(my PC gaming friends are going to love this part)......

The PS4 community is struggle bus.  I know it's a problem on all platforms that too many people are unwilling to change characters mid match to counter but holy hell, why was I stuck on a poorly performing attack team with 3 goddamn snipers?  Not one player changed, we all got slaughtered and I tried to desperately capture a point with time running out 1 vs 6.  1 vs 6?!?!?  I even checked and all my teammates were ALIVE for that final rush.  The fuck were you all doing?  As an experiment, I decided to stick with them for another match and, I...ahh....3 goddamn snipers again on a best of 3 map!  Yeah, great picks.  I know you all want to snipe so badly but that is basically giving the other team the win.  

"Why you here love?"

There were FARRRRR too many times when I'm attacking the point and NEVER see a teammate.  Oh, they're not dead, they are just camping somewhere in an effort to get a good K/D.....in a game that really doesn't value K/D all that much. It's more about team kills as "eliminations".  As long as you did some damage, you get a point.  You can solo kill people obviously, but it doesn't really add up to winning necessarily.

I've mentioned this before in my Battlefront review but PS4 players have a lot of people who only want to a good K/D and couldn't give less of a shit about actually winning.  I know every platform has them but it seems egregiously high recently.  I know a lot of people (dickbags) have switched to PS4 after the Xbox One announcement debacle.  It was never this bad on PS3, or, at least it didn't feel like it.

Also, the saltiness at times, my god.  The only guy on voice chat in one match decided to spend most of the match whining that none of us were a Reinhardt while he was a fucking Mercy.  If we need a Reinhardt so bad....why not YOU change?  Mercy is a good support, I like her, but don't always need her.  We were losing, I switched to Roadhog, he kept healing me, and I made a play of the game that stopped the payload inches from the destination (we were the only two alive at the time) with 2 minutes left.  The rest of the team that never changed characters and I held them off and won.  So not only was this dude salty, he was proven wrong.  And in the next match, I was on his opposing team and played a part in stopping a payload inches from it's destination again with some perfect Symmetra turrets and held out for 4 fucking minutes.  He quit out after losing.  I....almost want to know what he was saying to his team.  It would have been the saltiest of whining and we would have to declare him the new Dead Sea.

I consist of shield and hammer....and rocket engine on my....back....what?

(I....just wanted to tell that story in the last paragraph).

Anyway.  Fun game.  I assume in time, people and teams will learn to counter better and the game won't be so defensively advantageous. I look forward to getting into the swing of things again on PC and playing with some buds who are probably reading this.

But still, hey Blizzard?  Maybe think about nerfing Bastion some.  Maybe a smaller clip in turret mode and/or a longer reload.  Thanks.

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